What I had wrong with it was inferior, crappy acting. Garbagey storyline. Awful costumes that I could surpass while drunk off my ass.

Idiotic concept. Idiotic characters. All together there was nothing I liked about that pathetic movie.

Now for your moment of hilarity: Dragon eats a rat. One meal. Dragon grows to fully grown size. Dragon suddenly gains dozens of years of wisdom. In five seconds.

Wonder how stoned HE was.