I just finished watching Eragon. All I can say is that it's easily the worst written piece of shit I've read or seen in years.

It makes me want to gut the author, then blind myself just to stop my eyes from burning in pain. Then repeat with my ears. To get the awful acting out fully.

Then you have the twisted, crappy take on dragons. ARGH. It's maddening how anyone can manage to write such FILTH and have it published by mommy and daddy.