Chris, you have one ability that I don't - how to keep up the manners after such thing? You must teach me one day. I went to see what it is in the official Blizzard forums - a mass of unmannered NOOBS, hell not just noobs, they can't even think, retards like this one, is this an ordinary person with a brain? Tell me Chris. If this is a joke I will say 'ok' but I think he isn't joking, he BELIEVES himself!! In one thread I was wrong to complain about nerfing 'ud possess' but do you know what one idiot said? 'they must make possess instant and with reduced mana cost'. ROFL they are soo pathetic, those in Blizzard forum @ Azeroths&lordaerons well it's a fact I have't seen so stupid comments among northrendians.
If I were still a staff - thread closed, member warned (and maybe even ip banned) this post up is equal to spamming.
Oh here is my suggestion, since this is a crap thread:
Storm bolt: +100 damage and +3 second stun to orcs
Holy light now takes dmg on orcs, because they are evil
Sorcererss now has
AOE autocast slow
Human scout tower- now shoots orc heads with +600 dmg
peasant: Marine upgrade (the peasant equips with space equipment and becomes a marine)
Steam tank: transform into an airplane ability that bombards buildings
Archmage: Mass teleport replaced by an ability 'Human Imba'
Human Imba
Description: The Archmage pronounces magical words 'Human Imba' that destroy all enemy units and buildings at the same time. If the opponent is orc an ingame message 'You are too noob to ask for buffs and too big idiot to post such ridiculous shit, GG noob' appears. Then the player's CD/DVD Rom breaks the CD into pieces so that the nooob never plays this game again.