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CelestialBadger · 06-03-2003, 03:59 AM

This is just a little story I whipped together after playing LoD. You LoD fans will understand.

*******

CoolMachoStud the Northern Barbarian

Sunlight glinted of his mighty sword as CoolMachoStud's hair lofted gently in the breeze. He faced his opponent with a steely gaze.
"im gonna pwn ur ass!!1" he shouted angrily across the Blood Moor.
"bring it bitch," shouted ZonWitDaTits.
CoolMachoStud bravely stepped from the safety of the Rogue Encampment only to be mowed down by the amazon's mighty "ith".
"pwned asshole. and i didnt even scroll!" ZonWitDaTits declared triumphantly.
"oh yeah you lousy bastard. im getting my lvl 98 ts sorc!" shouted CoolMachoStud as he turned his back and fled from the field.
Suddenly the server crashed and the vast realm of Diablo was instantly, and with out a trace, destroyed.

*******

I hope you enjoyed it. I tried to keep it as realistic as possible. Any comments are appreciated.

06-03-2003, 03:59 AM	#1 (permalink)
CelestialBadger Respected Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,703	CoolMachoStud the Northern Barbarian This is just a little story I whipped together after playing LoD. You LoD fans will understand. ***** CoolMachoStud the Northern Barbarian Sunlight glinted of his mighty sword as CoolMachoStud's hair lofted gently in the breeze. He faced his opponent with a steely gaze. "im gonna pwn ur ass!!1" he shouted angrily across the Blood Moor. "bring it bitch," shouted ZonWitDaTits. CoolMachoStud bravely stepped from the safety of the Rogue Encampment only to be mowed down by the amazon's mighty "ith". "pwned asshole. and i didnt even scroll!" ZonWitDaTits declared triumphantly. "oh yeah you lousy bastard. im getting my lvl 98 ts sorc!" shouted CoolMachoStud as he turned his back and fled from the field. Suddenly the server crashed and the vast realm of Diablo was instantly, and with out a trace, destroyed. ***** I hope you enjoyed it. I tried to keep it as realistic as possible. Any comments are appreciated. __________________ Before hitting the submit button, please think about whether you would allow your post on your own forum.