| Rigor Mortis walks over to Monkey Magoo, rather displeased with the former mutilation which the odd creature had heaped upon him. Rigor activated his Erecto-Bone and knocked him upside the head with it, rendering him unconscious. He leaned down and peered at Monkey's anus, and his lip curled in disgust. Such a FILTHY anus...tsk tsk.
Rigor snapped his fingers, and Monkey Magoo crapped himself with an explosion of fecal matter that likely burned something fierce. The massive torrent of poo acted to cleanse out the majority of the nastiness within his rectum. Rigor nodded. This would have to do...there was not enough time to stop and complete the job now...he must find this "Waldo" before his anus contaminates the whole population in that sea of people.
Deactivating his Erecto-Bone, Rigor Mortis entered the sea of people, leaving Monkey Magoo laying unconscious in a pool of his own defecant. |