[Dillphack]

I personally would like to see a parrot-cooking, one-eyed (the other eye patched), swashbuckling, ice-cream eating, mustache twisting, salty, sailing sea dog pirate or pirate hooker (with a dirty whorish mouth) character class with a treasure chest for burrying or luring in monsters so you never have to go anywhere to grind exp, and also give him a cannon skill (with a midget with a pegged leg to manipulate the cannon), and also a parrot attack skill (for him to raise a blood-thirsty, eye-pecking ravenous parrot to attack from the high helm that is his shoulder) while also having a class specific item being the cumberbund or eye patch or possibly glass eye to upgrade the drunken stuper skill. There could also be a skill tree similar to the barbarians war cry, but instead it uses filthy language to crack on the monsters and minions bitches-for-mothers in orfder to decrease thier combat skills and sensibility in utrn making them turn on fellow minions, while at the same time the pirate need not carry potions for when he is in need of health he simply needs to summon a wench from town, also possibly being able to acquire class specific items such as a hook hand or claw hand with increased attack ratings, they would also be able to use feather (similar to rune or jewel) insertable into the hat to increase effects such as prostitute laying (which increases health and mana similar to battle orders). end text