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Originally Posted by CelestialBadger Emo lymerics: !!!!
There once was a woman from Prague
Whose love fit my life like a cog.
But she broke my heart
And tore it apart.
I think that I'll go slit my wrists.
Meh, it could use some work. |
That touched me deeply. I was especially moved by the abrupt shift from rhyme in the last verse of the stanza.
I was so touched that I decided to write a poem that put me in the position of that oh-so-cold woman from Prague:
There was once a man who visited Prague
His shit was brown and looked like a log
He said he loved me and that he cared
So I cut off his balls and he got scared
And the he slit his wrists