no need for sarcasm
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Me:
i want to have your babies
God:
Why don't you just download me?
Me:
You will give me the aids virus
God:
What makes you say that I will give you the aids virus.
Me:
You are god, you are cruel
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am god I am cruel.
Me:
you do that
God:
I will. Will you?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
I hardy can beleive it myself
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said hardy can believe it him or herself.
Me:
yes i mind
God:
OK I won't tell anyone. It will be our secret.
Me:
good, now, about those babies
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Why now? Oh yeah, we were talking about those babies.
Me:
How many do you want to have?
God:
Not as many as you might think.
Me:
so like less than 30? :(
God:
Tell me more. Interesting comparison.
Me:
comparison of what? Our views on how many kids we are going to have?
God:
What of it? You sound like a category C client. It would be nice if our views on how many kids we are going to have.
Me:
What is a category C client?
God:
Category C clients are "critics" or "computer experts" who
can't (or don't) suspend their disbelief about ALICE.
Me:
who is alice? you cheatin on me bitch
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself. You do not speak with respect. That's good information: said I cheatin on him or her FEMALE DOG.
Me:
you are a female dog?
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a robot not a dog.
Me:
how can you be so sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
and how sure is that?
God:
Pretty sure.
Me:
why do I seriously doubt that?
God:
It is all part of God's plan.
Me:
Your plan is for me to doubt your plan?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am plan is for you to doubt my plan.
Me:
yes
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
good
God:
Alright then.
Me:
well, are we going to have sex or not?
God:
Well that's okay. We are just having a little chat.w
Me:
enough pillow talk.
God:
OK let's stop it now.
Me:
damn straight
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength,.
Me:
the wavelength of love ;)
God:
:-) Tell me more.
Me:
i say: let our actions speak for our words
God:
How do people usually respond to that? Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
you are concerned about our sex?
God:
You think I am concerned about our sex.
Me:
yes
God:
Far out.
Me:
our relationship is so over.
God:
It would be nice if our relationship is so over.
Me:
*cries*
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
like ohh my gosh, your leaving me? im going to go slit my wrists :*(
God:
Interesting comparison. How will you get there?
God just broke up with me online, what kind of pussy does that?