[Darkmatter]

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Originally Posted by chocofilez

Idea...Save every amulet and ring, put three of one kind in cube and transmute. ive gotten many +skills and mods rings and amulets that way, including a +1 barb skills, 18 to all resist, and 24 mf.

Originally Posted by MorphReader2

yeah i forgot the ctc teleport, thats always amusing. something else amusing:

everyone get the same type of merc (act 2 offensive or act 5) train him the same length of time (lets say 20 minutes), get him any gear, and let the mercs do mass murder. noone can attack the merc. now it gets funny when its all hammerdins or whatnot and that you are an enchantress. MUAHAHA, laugh as your merc does really big mass merder, and teleport onto their charecters and watch ur merc mass murder.

Originally Posted by Flamingice

Comeon people we gotta keep this alive, go to meph and put a portal right on top of the red portal, its funny when they lag and double click and when they see themselves in act4 and say "WTF? DID YOU HAX THE GAME WE TOOK UR TP AND WE'RE IN ACT 4!!!!!!!!"
Off topic:Let's give it up for post 160!
Edit:This doesnt work with any other red portal, most of them are useless anyways.

Originally Posted by zx_firebatt

make funny poses and take screenshots of them. For example, get a barb and try ways of taking a screenshot at the right time while doing a shout. Be creative.
try jumping with barb and have your merc or someone in the middle of screen and take a screenshot. looks like your using that guy!

Originally Posted by XxSworn_EnemyxX

Do a baal run for a group of ppl but tele into a wall where their is nothing but blackness, open tp wait for them all to ome then exit game. Kinda pointless, but its funny to me when I'm bored

Originally Posted by dbzfan420

Post Your Desktop. go to my post and READ IT CAREFULLY enjoy posting screenshots if they are too big then go to www.photobucket.com instead of imageshack.us i hope that they have their cite running better now. And as for the fun things to do ill think of one, i cant atm.
EDIT: Ok what you do is PLAY D2 LIKE IT WAS MADE!!!!! no mh no pickit no botting no nothing. no help from friends either. and dont join freee stuff games. see how long you make it or see if you can mf good items like lidless or w/e. Also see how long it takes for you to feel appreciative of mh pickit or botting. Lets say your char makes it to lvl 50 or 60 see of you can kill a newb with this char.

Originally Posted by Dream_Walker

ew dm changed his sig. now i cant recognize him

make a barb using grim ward into the build.

Originally Posted by §tar§oft

I haven't read any of the suggestions so these have probably already been said.

1. Join a game full of noobs and pretend to "help" them through the acts but once you get to a really hard boss you either:

A)Leave them there to die hoping they don't have portals.
B)Portal to town, become hostile, then go back and kill them.

I just really love being a dick actually.

2. (probably already said)

Just gather alot of your friends and see how fast you can beat the entire game. (Bring beer)

3. There is no 3.

Originally Posted by chocofilez

Ok.
1-Get a huge party of friends and pretend to duel but dont actually party. then when a lvl 90 or whatever person who thinks hes leet comes into the game, everyone ghang up on him, but make it look like your not (i.e. look like your attacking your friends like spamming tornados so they hit him or "misplacing" a blizzard). Even better if the guy he is origonally dueling is alot lower than he is. It is also easy to do as the other people cant see who your hostiled against, so when you cast you wont hurt your friend. Ive already dont this. It made my day.
2-Tell some one that there is a hack where if you sell your BOTD or whatever to a certain NPC, he/she will drop 2 more, or will give you the money and the origonal wep. back. Done this too. Dont you love messing with noobs?
3-Have races against arrows or spears.
4-Get some one to do a "desperate trade", i.e. offer an item that they need really badly, but say you need it. Then some times if they are noobish, they will offer more and more (each time you say no, to good) until you rip them off like theres no tomarrow .
5-Find fun things to do in diablo 2 LOD and then post them here to get points .

Originally Posted by TF-Tube

K i got one

Join a naked duel game and then equip a quilted armor with a die facet on (blizz is sexy) and then let them kill you, then THEY die cause they dont have resistance, then run to their body, get your gold and their gold then do it again!

Originally Posted by Flamingice

What are points for anyways, and what do we need them for?
Anyways, i have another thing but again, i dont wanna read 13 pages!!!!!!!!
Do this. Make a game called *Place runeword here* here.
Tell them its in act5, if this works right, the newbs will either
1)Ask you to rush them to act 5 or
2)Scramble around act5.
This is the funny part, you say keep earching then pretend you lag then leave, bring in another weaker char when originally you hid it in the den of evil or something. have your newb char say "OMFG I FOUND *RUNEWORD*"
and everyone will say where is it?Then say, LOL why u guys in act5? it was in den of evil, if they aren't HUGE newbs they would keep whispering you saying that u lied to them about where it was^_^Points plz^_^ basically your making newbs help u xfer!Of course the newbs will wanna see it when your about to hide it but still its fun anyways!
This most likely will only work in nm, maybe norm....
BTW if they ask you to rush them say "F*ck you, not my problem"

Originally Posted by COTA-GoD

Hire a Diablo 2 hitman to kill your friends.

Darkmatter: Hah. I found some guy with the profile of ''hitman'' and I sent him to kill COTA.GoD. He says he'll do it tomorrow, but to see the reaction, it's just so hilarious. XD

Originally Posted by god_forsaken

I might as well try too...
1) Create a game called free account (or something to that sort), tell the newb that you need to trust him in order to get the account, tell him that you need his pw for trust and tell him that you wont get on or change anything but you need his trust... get off and say that your testing his pw then u will give him ur pw, change pw and ur done.

2) Create crappy account with chars on it (just make them and leave account) create game free account, give the account away and if all goes to plan he will either a) use it as a mule account or b) lvl the chars and put stuff on it... (remember to register the accounts so when he changes the pw u can get it back)

Originally Posted by Anatomy Of Vice

Spamming the Diablo forums about gloating with how good you are.
Oh wait...

Starting a necro or sorc and seeing how far you can get using only the skills from the wands you can buy off the vendors.

Why do you have 2 threads for this?

Originally Posted by oryk

Try Pvp without the map showing and without maphack - no tele - surprise when you suddenly see someone.

Originally Posted by Flamingice

OHHOHOHOHOH i got one,
ok remember when i said the barb sorc race thing?
instead of that. do this
Get any 2 chars that have put no skills into anything but 1 and prequestities or 1 into every skill from all trees.
Have them both the same lvl(it helps) and have them equip nothing but a nigma.
NO SORC'S ALLOWED ONI THIS RACE AS ITS UNFAIR.
Do this Go to bloody foothills and see who can go all the way to wp first. Offer a prize so this isnt just a waste of time and mana.
Or u could do Blood moor to Cold plains, etc.

2)Get an act2 defensive merc with a defience pally(strange build i know) give the merc extremely defensive items and watch how u do in baal runs now
NOTE u will need very high lvl'd offensive spell too(preferrably Blessed hammer) and try to max concentraiton.

Edit3:Get a lvl 99(takes a LONG TIME) and then let him just stand there in a game(optional)While on another key, u have a lower lvl tombing or doing something to find amy's/rings in a different game or the same game, more exp and better drops, ne ways find all the amys and rings and give them to lvl 99,
you'll get better amys and rings and BOOM,(one time i got a +3to coldskills amy doing this and had +40mf in thesame thing)

Originally Posted by fattyxp

I find running up to random idle female characters in baal games with my barb and stand right next to them so when I use taunt I kind of thrust at them. After a few times I hit the forgive me button and toggle run/walk to walk and slowly walk away. Pretty funny when your stoned. To make it interesting you can also do it to male characters... =-X

Another think I like to try and do is see how high I can jump straight into the air with leap attack. If a monster is close to you and you cast it and it moves to where you were you jump high up almost off the screen. Who said white men can't jump?

also a comment to flamingice... is there any particular reason you put 1 point in each skill for those racers? seems kind of pointless

Originally Posted by The Voice Of God

i find it fun too setup a base in a house in the moor.

and drop all the pots/scrolls i got so its likes a home i can run to for safety.

Originally Posted by Flamingice

Todays my birthday :grunt Do i get points or something :redeye
Well.....
I cant believe this wasnt suggested
Give someone a link to a Ftelehack and tell them to add u to their list, u leave game so when they open it they know its not a drop hack, but the thing is theire newbs so they dont know the backdoor, so just ask to see their w/e item and when u click the check the auto accepter kicks in, hehehe :dance (trojan man i love that avatar)
BTW thanks again for the avatar Darkmatter.

Originally Posted by XxSworn_EnemyxX

Fatal flaw to that is the only ones who fall for that ore noobs, and of course they never have any really good dear so that to me is pointless.

Sorry if this offends anyone but I think this would be funny and I'm going to do this next ladder for USEast. Start a clan called KKK.... but have only pallys as characters. As a added slap all my mules will be known as Slave I,II,III, ect. of course all pallys too.

Who wants to join?

Originally Posted by Flamingice

Press the Print___Scrn____SysRq that takes a screenshot, then take it to image shack or paint and make it an attachment
Here's one
Have a really kick a*s damage merc give it like fort, obedience and andy's helm, Act 2 combat merc's works best, Then make a fake clan and advertise in a whole bunch of channels, When people come, tell them to follow you to the top left corner or bottom left corner, the opening gate should either be at the top, the left, or the bottom. Tell people that if they join your clan they get any item they want for free! But here's the fun part, u tell them that they have to drop their gear outside of town(for trust) and the point is to have your merc outside of town first,like show them an example, just keep doing it and make excuses if your merc comes back in, like sometimes people can Ftele or something like that. Anyways, you should always have your party screen open, tell them they need to drop all their gear at the same time, so when they drop all their gear tell them to give you a few seconds, your opening paint, then while you pretend to open paint, hostile them and BAM they die and you run to their stuff and have a friend guard the gate and nk them until u have everthing you want.

Originally Posted by XxSworn_EnemyxX

If i could figure out how to add screen shots, I would show the utter noobness of some of the USEast players. Out of pure bordom 7 of my firnds and I covered the whole act 1 town with 1 gold coins. I mean from wall to wall. Then we all went into different chat rooms saying free items in this privite game. When they got their it was 2 friends in the room one acted as the maker, one acting as some noob. (these jobs rotated off on ech of us.) The friend playing the noob would have a invintory of leet gear saying in the room OMG! look what i just found.... nigma ect. and it would cause this craze where everyone would frantically click at the gold to get to these dropped items. the 8 of us out of bordom had a lvl 87 necro in this room for over 3 hrs picking up every 1gold to find these items. Every once and a while we would drop some crap gear like tear haunch boots and let him find them while wewere yelling out I found a grief, botd zerker, maras, nigma, ect. This dumb noob picked up every last 1gold drop in the camp and was pissed he didnt find anything.

And you all said gold is worthless, that was 3 hours of gut busting laughter for the 8 of us.
Now where do I find the screen shots and how do I show them on here?

Originally Posted by Flamingice

lol, pretend to be a bot and when the ppl come in the tp for baal, hostile them all and kill em, hehehe.
2)make an acct with character names spelling out an insult, then sell it to somebody for something like tals armor say its godly etc. and when you give them the pass, they see the insult, or give them an insulting password either way its fun^_^

Originally Posted by god_forsaken

Thats funny flamingice...

1) the old /dnd scam to test how good you are at making other ppl feel comfortable with you and con there newb asses

2) get a spam bot and spam the channels telling ppl that the ladder is starting over soon and to email you with there accnt names, so you get a few accnt names with email addresses (hopefully the one they registered with) its easier to hack email addresses than blizz to find their pw!

and for a few ppl (VOG) you use their email to get lost pw...

Originally Posted by Flamingice

Join your friends bot game and give away his screen name so people start w/ ing him and he don't know why.

Originally Posted by zx_firebatt

i dont know if its been suggested all ready i got tired of reading tons of posts but get a necro with any level golems (preferably fire golem) and keep summoning and destroying it around town. i did it once when i was bored and left the whole town full of ash on the floor. maybe not fun but entertaining

Originally Posted by dbzfan420

Make a barb using whats that item called?? LEVI and gaze and a perfect emeralded maul hopefully ik maul would work seeing as the whole barb should look green. and call the barb my smell or something like anthrax, watever is a green color and can kill.

Originally Posted by Flamingice

Ew darkmatter change that avatar back its hideous
Go into a newb duel game and talk shit and when they kill you, go onto another key and pwn them with a lvl 20something if they didnt set lvl requirement, man the laughs my friends had!
We did it like this
I lvled a char to lvl 9 and put all into offensive pally skills
Went into a duel game and when i died, i w/'d my friend and he came in and said, alright, whos been messing with my friend, some barb came talking crap to him when they were same lvl, he was using sin, and had lit sentry high as HELL and spread the traps right outside gate, man i picked up 1 mil gold from someone and that was HILARIOUS
PS.Darkmatter your new avatar made my eyes bleed.

Originally Posted by zx_firebatt

get a necro and up confuse all the way and just use it on all sorts of monsters. its fun as hell watching them kill each other

Originally Posted by doggie_doo

I do this myself u might have seen me, i dont know if its original but i never see anyone else do it so i'll take credit if no1 says it was there idea lol
i join games with my hammerdin, games that fill up like trading games (note: i dont make them i join them) anyways join games that get least 4 -7 ppl in em and just go mfing the quicker ones first like i do countess then pindle cuz if i make a game the quest is done duh, but if i join it might not be done so extra gold 4 me =) even though its kinda worthless better then making "free enigma347"

Originally Posted by XxSworn_EnemyxX

Wow the world moves in mysterious ways. Just got out of a trade game and the same kid I did the 2os cryptic axe too tried to trade it to me for a Perfect Gheeds Charm. Thought you all would find this funny as hell.

Create a duel game, but have a necro summoner go to cows and revive them then tele around the cows have amazingly high life and def when revived. This is aways handy with the tele due to the shield they create for the summoner. Souls are also handy.

Originally Posted by zx_firebatt

get some sort of animation hack for the ! speech and make or join games called free and put free over ur head. run around and people will start following u and when they finally catch u accept and give them a key or sometin stupid. its just funny
p.s. u might get instulted a lot for this

Originally Posted by Diatenshi

make some type of "tele baal" game

instead of going to baal, go toward the biggest swarm of monsters you can find and make a TP and say its clear.

works best if there are high lvls in the game with you... * like lvl 95-98






and ive always wanted to do this, get to lvl 99, then die alot in hell.. i mean ALOT like 2229992392831823 times, does your exp go down?... and if it does, take a Pic of it all the way back to like 20,000,000 ( as opposed to the 3,500,000,000 needed for lvl 99. )