| Vlad: Heh last time i ate was at the camp of army at the base of the Rashael mountain range, behind which was elven kingdom. It seems like it was ages ago and it was bits of roasted pork and about a barrl of ale. I would be delighted to eat in this household.
"Picks up a fork"
Vlad: What are this for?
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